August 16, 2008

Apple Fast, Liver Cleanse

So im on the third day of a three day apple fast. It entails eating nothing but apples for three days and is supposed to detox your body and clean out the old pipes.

Its the first time ive done this particualr fast. First day wasnt too easy because i was a little weak, though i wasnt too hungry. Second day i felt better and trained jujitsu at night with no real fatigue. i of course drank alot of water, distilled. Today, day three, i am back to being a little weak but not too bad overall.

i stopped eating apples around 6:00 today because i am doing the liver cleanse tonight at 2:30am. To prepare for this i drank 2 six ounce doses of organic fresh-made apple juice mixed with epsom salt. Pretty disgusting. Epsom salt is super bitter and nasty, but the fast calls for it so im using it.

The grand finale at 2:30 is when i will drink a half cup of olive oil mixed with fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice. Right after drinking i will take my last leak for the night and then straight to bed, laying on my right side so as to drench my liver somehow with the oil.

Tomorrow morning i am supposed to awake and drink another six ounces of apple juice with epsom salt, at which point i will have an overwhelming urge to be purged. The most interesting part of this is that stones from the liver are actually supposed to be expelled from my body into the stool, and it doesnt get much better than that, right?

i will be sure to take photos of anything unearthly that appears.

May the force be with me...